Moldy Shmoldy

I start every day with a soda and a scream into the void.

Moldy Shmoldy

Pro Gamer for over 3 days. (maybe)

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Equipment:

Microphone - SAMSON Q9U

Computer - prebuilt from Costco

Facecam - JVC GR-C1

Voice - human vocal cords

Disclaimer: (TL;DR: I’m Joking (Probably))

All thoughts, opinions, jokes, rants, hot-takes, lukewarm-takes, and accidental ASMR here are mine alone and never those of any employer, contract holder, sponsor, or other entity. Content may contain sarcasm, irony, hyperbole, or straight nonsense; if you have to ask “is that a joke?”—yes. Nothing here should be taken as professional, legal, medical, financial, or relationship advice. It’s entertainment—enjoy responsibly and maybe ask a real adult before making life choices.

“Grow the mold” and “mold army” are playful metaphors to encourage liking, sharing, and subscribing—not an actual call to raise spores. Thanks for reading!